I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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