We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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