do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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