what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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