is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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