Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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