i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
there's paper in my vomit.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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