i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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