That's when you crack a 10am beer
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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