Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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