Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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