I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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