North Korea, Best Korea!
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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