How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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