: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
handjob tips. give me some.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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