I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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