would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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