New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
2020 sucks, I want a refund
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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