so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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