If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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