so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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