I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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