He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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