was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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