Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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