You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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