Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
there is glitter all over my balls
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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