No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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