bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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