Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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