Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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