If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
