somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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