umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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