Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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