and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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