Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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