I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
There r osticjed everywhere
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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