OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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