Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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