i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
She just used a chaser for red wine.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
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