It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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