So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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