I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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