i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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