He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
