Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
