Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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