Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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