i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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