i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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