Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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