SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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