I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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