Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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