He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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